Salacious Sesquipedalion

18 yr old, LLB/BA student with far too much time on her hands.
Severus Snape’s To Do List: Take points from Gryffindor Get Potter in trouble Not mistake Ginny Weasley for Lily Brood Potions crap Get Potter in trouble Repeat as desired Wash my hair (I always forget that…)

Severus Snape’s To Do List:

  • Take points from Gryffindor
  • Get Potter in trouble
  • Not mistake Ginny Weasley for Lily
  • Brood
  • Potions crap
  • Get Potter in trouble
  • Repeat as desired
  • Wash my hair (I always forget that…)

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dontblinkitsabitnotgood:

atrociouscreations:

ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

THE MOST FUCKING PERFECT OF TAGS

AGREED

The most fucking perfect of men.

^^^ THISTHISTHIS. Gawd, I just watched the ENTIRE set together again and Aragorn is a panties-ruiner. Smug bastard.

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ME RIGHT NOW. SO MUCH FREEEEDOM… I dont know what to do…

ME RIGHT NOW. SO MUCH FREEEEDOM… I dont know what to do…

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